"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"So you're the little woman who wrote the book that made this great war."

"One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can."

"Fear is a great motivator."

"An honest god's the noblest work of man."

"We must be bright and cheerful. Long faces do not make religion. Religion should be the most joyful thing in the world, because it is the best."

"Change happens by listening and then starting a dialogue with the people who are doing something you don't believe is right."