"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"What you see is what you get."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The mark of a good action is that it appears inevitable in retrospect."

"Et tu, Brute.[You also, Brutus.]"

"A vision without action is called a daydream; but then again, action without a vision is called a nightmare."

"What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once mattered the most to us are wrapped up in parentheses."

"For 'tis the sport to have the engineerHoist with his own petard..."

"The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority to yourself."