"People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort."

"It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!"

"Human beings cannot stand too much reality."

"Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire."

"Many people seem to think that opportunity means a chance to get money without earning it."

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

"Man is a hating rather than a loving animal."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

"Pride does not wish to owe and vanity does not wish to pay."

"...obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken."

"Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan - a Mount Rushmore of incompetence."

"Deep-seated are the wounds dealt in civil brawls."