"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised."

"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."

"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools.' That's strange; your mother could."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves."

"For my part, I consider that it will be found much better by all parties to leave the past to history, especially as I propose to write that history myself."

"When in doubt, use brute force"

"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all."

"You have to find a way of working that makes it dead easy to take full advantage of your inspired moments. They never hit at a convenient time, nor do they last long."

"If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing."