"In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity."

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo."

"Fresh clean sheets are one of life's small joys."

"Lots of people think they're charitable if they give away their old clothes and things they don't want."

"A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head."

"War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over."

"There is nothing that is personal and private, it is all universal. All that stuff we share but don't admit to, and don't talk about...what is that about?"

"Where the people fear the government you have tyranny; where the government fears the people, you have liberty."

"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."

"There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29."

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us."

"JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service."