"One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love."

"It is a mistake to suppose that God is only, or even chiefly, concerned with religion."

"Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused."

"Human science is an uncertain guess."

"...free time is an illusion. It's what you get when you die and the gods reward you for a life spent working from dawn until midnight."

"Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves."

"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!"

"A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand."

"The world only goes round by misunderstanding."

"We must become the change we want to see."

"Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life."

"If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a pyramid, there would be finality in universal suffrage. As it is, the political problem remains unsolved."