"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

"Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second."

"You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time."

"They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded."

"If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?"

"A girl should not expect special privileges because of her sex but neither should she adjust to prejudice and discrimination."

"She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the live of the party."

"It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true."

"Self-development is a higher duty than self-sacrifice."

"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."

"Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it."