"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Woman has suffered for eons, and that has given her infinite patience and infinite perseverance."

"Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back."

"The test and use of a man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind."

"If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are his sincere friend."

"Promise me that if you become a Christian you'll become a Presbyterian."

"Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Nixon and the White House."