"Maybe someday I'll be able to shoot a film I'm proud of."

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."

"Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall."

"Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless."

"A joke's a very serious thing."

"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing."

"Be of good cheer: it is I; be not afraid."

"What's infamy matter when you get to keep your fortune?"

"POSTERITY, n. An appellate court which reverses the judgment of a popular author's contemporaries, the appellant being his obscure competitor."

"The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable."