"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire."

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"I don't do drugs: I am drugs."

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"Nature's Laws are the invisible government of the earth."

"See the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."

"Run to meet the future or it's going to run you down."

"As I was walking up the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd stay away."

"Learning is achieved only in company."