"You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

"I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn."

"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

"Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address."

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

"If money is the root of all evil, then why do we have to have jobs?"

"How can you come to know yourself? Never by thinking, always by doing. Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to."

"Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments."

"Robspierre replied softly, 'the question is to know where is the enemy.' 'He is out there, and I have hunted him,' said Danton. 'He is within, and I am watching him,' said Robespierre."

"Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren ground."

"I try to avoid looking backward and keep looking upward."

"We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them."