"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

"There's a great woman behind every idiot."

"Just turn left at Greenland..."

"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted."

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."

"Life is what happens while you are making other plans."

"Could we have entered into the mind of Sir Isaac Newton, and have traced all the steps by which he produced his great works, we might see nothing very extraordinary in the process."

"This is no world. It is God Himself. In delusion we call it world."

"It is a denial of justice not to stretch out a helping hand to the fallen; that is the common right of humanity."

"I like to play saxophone because you don't inhale."

"I've often thought that the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress."

"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."