"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"We're all in this alone."

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain."

"No one but a theorist believes his theory; everyone puts faith in a laboratory result but the experimenter himself."

"No, I'm not going to explain it. If you can't figure it out, you didn't want to know anyway... :-)"

"People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false, a gift confers no rights."

"The path of precept is long, that of example short and effectual."

"Anyone who tries to improve the lives of animals invariably comes in for criticism from those who believe such efforts are misplaced in a world of suffering humanity."

"What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities."