"The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards"

"Are you willing to sacrifice all that you are to keep all that you have?"

"I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to."

"The building of a perfect body crowned by a perfect brain, is at once the greatest earthly problem and grandest hope of the race."

"Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway."

"Don't measure your wealth by how much money you have. Measure your wealth by how many things you have that you wouldn't take money for."

"Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go"

"I'm proof against that word failure. I've seen behind it. The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to the purpose he sees to be best."

"Don't let the bastards grind you down."

"Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day."

"To become an able and successful man in any profession, three things are necessary, nature, study and practice."

"Magnificent promises are always to be suspected."