"Of all forms of tyranny the least attractive and the most vulgar is the tyranny of mere wealth, the tyranny of plutocracy."

"Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft!"

"When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all."

"Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time."

"Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president."

"The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything."

"O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven;It hath the primal eldest curse upon 't, A brother's murder."

"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"

"Danger past, God forgotten."

"Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment."

"I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good."

"The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there."